Rhan Irish Wolfhounds

Top Dog Peeves About Humans

by Jilleen Gillette

Blaming your farts on me............ NOT funny!

Yelling at me for barking....... I'm a dog you idiot!!

How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.

Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

Snoopy: "No matter how hard you try, you can't steer a dog dish!"

Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....... please... get over it.

Dog Sweaters. Come on... haven't you noticed the fur?

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. Okay, you fooled a dog! Happy now?

Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

Snoopy: "It's all right to look interested, but looking bored is easier on the eyes."

Eating a nice juicy steak right in front of me and finishing it... what's that all about?

Putting on the shoes you wear when we go for walkies, and not going anywhere.