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You Know You're a Doggie Person When...............

    You refer to yourselves as "Mommy" and "Daddy".

    Your dog almost always sleeps with or beside you.

    You have made up songs that you sing to your dog, and she always wags her tail even though you're tone deaf.

    You have a children's paddling pool in your garden, but no small children.

    You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.

    Your dog eats horse poop, but you still let her kiss you anyway, not immediately of course.

    You like people who love your dogs.  You couldn't care less about those who don't.

    Friends are those who don't get upset when you leave their party early, because you're worried about your dog.

    True friends are those who say, "Bring the dog along, she won't be any trouble, it'll be fun!".

    You'd rather stay home on a Saturday night to cuddle your dog.

    You never miss your dogs birthday.

    You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.

    You talk about your dog the same way others talk about their kids.

    You ALWAYS have a tasty treat in your pocket.

    You don't think twice about standing out in your yard at midnight saying "Kili, get busy, get busy" over and over again,

            whilst your dog is trying to instigate a game, and your neighbors wonder who the crazy is next door.

    Poop has become an entertaining source of conversation for you and your doggie friends.

    You have baby gates all around the house, but no baby.

    You have 101 different pet names for your dog, most of which make no sense, but she understands.

    You have your dog's picture on your desk (but no one else's)

    You don't mind skipping breakfast, so long as the dog gets out for a walk before you have to leave for work.

    You always try and give advice about responsible dog ownership whenever you get the chance.

    You are probably the only person out walking your dog in the pouring rain because you understand your dog

            needs her walk.

    You would NEVER consider finishing a piece of steak or chicken.

    You wait until you dog moves to another room before you consider vacuuming so as not to disturb her.

    You keep eating your meal after you find a dog hair in it.

    You still drink your cup of tea, even through the dog has just taken a quick slurp.

    You plan your weekend around you dog, to make sure she gets her usual walks.

    You dog is the 'star' of your World Wide Web site.

    You don't do lunch with co-workers because you have to go home to see you dog.

    You buy the fruit you know your dog will eat.

    You can't buy a tub of ice cream without buying a box of frosty paws.

    You'd rather take your dog and children to the dog beach, than take your kids to the people beach.

    You'd rather sit on the floor than move your pup off the couch.

    You sleep with your legs sticking out of the bed because your dog is in the way.

    You don't pre-wash the dishes before they go in the dishwasher

    You don't have a lawn, just a mud bath.

    You always have to tell visitors to close the gate.

    Clean windows, what are they?

    All the carpets are removed in favor of wooden floors.

    You develop a great shouting voice.

    All your duvet covers have paw-prints on.... just cause they won't wash out anymore.

    When the he car dealership sends the prospective model to your door to make sure the dogs like it as well.

    When you place odd bits of carpet around your wood floor so the dogs have a non skid path everywhere they might want to go.

    When your entire bedroom floor consists of sheep skin throws.

    When your various doggy pet sitters & vets are the first numbers on you speed dial.

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