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Irish WolfhoundsDoggie Dictionary
A Apple
A tasty fruit that is good for us, so when your human starts to eat one, ALWAYS beg for a piece after ensuring your human has tried it first to make sure there are no weird creatures in it. Drooling usually helps.
B - Bath
A process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
C - Cat
A funny creature humans like to cuddle for some odd reason. Very strange animals which are fun to chase.
D - Deafness
This is a problem that affects dogs when their human wants them to come indoors and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.
E Excitement
When someone comes to visit you, this is an emotion you will feel, try to keep calm, but if you can't it's a great way to annoy your human.
F - Frisbee
A toy your humans will use to annoy you by throwing it to each other, just ignore them, they will soon get fed up and play with you properly.
G Guestroom
A great place to go and lie on the bed, especially when your human has just washed the bedspread.
H Hydrant
The in-place to go potty!!
I Ice
Strange stuff that makes you slip and slide all over the place, refuse to go outside when this funny stuff is on the ground.
J Joke
Something funny that makes your human laugh, they are so easy to please.
K Kennel
Something your human might try and make you stay in when they go out. Avoid it like the plague or let your human live in it first.
L - Lean
Every good dogs response to the command, sit!, especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
M Mondays
A day we all dread if our human works.
N Neighbors
They love you to bark at them, so go on, have fun!
O Obedience
Something you might want to try, or then again you may not.
P Pet Store
If you want a fun outing, go with your human to this place. You can choose all sorts of lovely treats. Make sure you have silly look on your face, and your human will buy them for you.
Q Q-tips
Run like the wind if you see your human carrying one of these.
R Recipes
Always collect good doggie cookie recipes and insist your human makes them for you. * These should be sent in to Kili's "Just for Fun" page.
S Sofas
Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe yourself clean. Your human will be so pleased with you.
T - Treats
Yummy, my favorite. Sometimes you just have to be good to get one.
U - Uniformed People
These people are usually nice, so dont bark at them they are there to help you.
V - Vaccinations
Yuck, I hate having these, unfortunately you can never fool your human into letting you off the hook when the time comes.
W Walkies
Need I say more.
X - X pens
To ensure your owner gets rid of this silly contraption, housetrain yourself quickly.
Y - Yard fences
Annoying things that stop us visiting all our pals up the street. But safe I suppose.
Z zzzzzzzzzz
Time for a nap!
